1. PORNO! PORNO! PORNO! E CHE PORNO ALLA 30ESIMA EDIZIONE DELL’OSCAR DEL PORNO 2. L’HARD ROCK HOTEL & CASINO DI LAS VEGAS SI TRASFORMA IN UNA FOLLYWOOD RUTILANTE DI LIBIDO TRA BAMBOLONE SILICONATE E ‘PENEFATTORI’ VIAGRIZZATI, CIRQUE DU SOLEIL DEL SADO-MASO E MISTRESS DA B-ANAL PARTY CHE RIZZANO L’IMMAGINARIO MENTRE JAMES DEEN, IL JUSTIN BIEBER DEL PORNO PER RAGAZZINE, FUMA ANNOIATO 3. ROCCO SIFFREDI VINCE NELLA CATEGORIA “MIGLIOR ATTORE STRANIERO”. TRA LE ALTRE DECINE DI PREMI, “MIGLIOR POMPINO”, “MIGLIOR AMMUCCHIATA”, “MIGLIOR DOPPIA PENETRAZIONE”, “MIGLIOR MILF/COUGAR” (VEDI ALLA VOCE TARDONE), “MIGLIOR FETISH-PIEDI” 4. GRANDE ASSENTE RON JEREMY, OPERATO PER UN ANEURISMA A LOS ANGELES (STA MEGLIO). DOTATO MA NON DI BELLEZZA, DETIENE IL RECORD GUINNESS PER IL NUMERO DI APPARIZIONI NELL’HARD. INTERPRETÒ MARADONA IN “CICCIOLINA E MOANA AI MONDIALI”
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DAGOREPORT - Pupille arrapate e delirio testosteronico per Asa Akira, la mejo femmina dell'hard che accende di luci rosse la notte degli oscar del porno. Las Vegas si trasforma in una Follywood rutilante di libido. Bambolone siliconate e ‘penefattori' viagrizzati, Cirque du Soleil del sado-maso e mistress da b-anal party rizzano l'immaginario mentre James Deen, il Justin Bieber del porno per ragazzine, fuma annoiato. Rocco Siffredi incassa, naturalmente, il premio per il miglior attore straniero.
Sul palco lesbo-sfregamenti e mani in fibrillazione a tempo di rap, l'unico genere musicale che batte il ritmo del porno (per informazioni rivolgersi a Snoop Dog) in un'orgia coreografica di teen e smandrappate, ninfette acqua e sapone e truppe mammellate da incubo in cui trionfa il mito scapezzolato della tabaccaia felliniana in versione de-luxe...
Comunque un mondo capovolto o meglio un altro mondo dove ripensare tutto: orgasmo e organismo, maschio e femmina, bibliotecari dell'amplesso e archivisti della fellatio. Forse è un effetto laterale, legato alla proverbiale voracità del porno autistico (smontaggio in organi) e d'autista (di Tir); oppure il famigerato virus del sesso estremo non necessariamente porta al disfacimento delle cellule cerebrali.
Grande assente Ron Jeremy, star del porno anni '80-'90, che ieri sera è stato operato d'urgenza per un aneurisma vicino al cuore, al Cedars-Sinai Medical Center di Los Angeles. Dopo l'intervento, le sue condizioni sono stabili. 59 anni, record del Guinness per maggior numero di apparizioni in film per adulti (2000 come attore, 281 come regista), in Italia ebbe un notevole successo negli anni d'oro dell'hard. Fu Maradona in "Cicciolina e Moana ai Mondiali" del '90 e recitò in indimenticabili film con Selen, cui donò più volte il suo "gelato". Proprio AVN, che organizza i premi, lo ha messo al numero 1 nella sua classifica delle "50 migliori porno star di tutti i tempi".
TUTTI GLI OSCAR DEL PORNO 2013
Best3D Release
Jailhouse Heat 3D, Digital Playground
BestActor
Steven St. Croix, Torn, New Sensations Couples
BestActress
Lily Carter, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
BestAll-Girl Group Sex Scene
Brooklyn Lee, Ruth Medina & Samantha Bentley, Brooklyn Lee: Nymphomaniac, Harmony Films
BestAll-Girl Release
Dani, Elegant Angel Productions
BestAll-Girl Series
Women Seeking Women, Girlfriends Films
BestAll-Sex Release
Oil Overload 7, Jules Jordan Video
BestAmateur Release
Dare Dorm 9, RK Netmedia/Jules Jordan
BestAmateur Series
College Rules, Morally Corrupt/Jules Jordan
BestAnal Release
Anal Boot Camp, Jules Jordan Video
BestAnal Series
Anal Fanatic, Elegant Angel Productions
BestAnal Sex Scene
Brooklyn Lee & Manuel Ferrara, Oil Overload 7, Jules Jordan Video
BestArt Direction
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
BestBDSM Release
Rubber Bordello, Snakeoil/Bon-Vue/Juicy
BestBig Bust Release
Big Wet Tits 11, Elegant Angel Productions
BestBig Bust Series
Boobaholics Anonymous, Mike John/Jules Jordan
BestBig Butt Release
Big Wet Asses 21, Elegant Angel Productions
BestBig Butt Series
Big Wet Asses, Elegant Angel Productions
BestBoy/Girl Sex Scene
Alexis Ford & Nacho Vidal, Alexis Ford Darkside, Jules Jordan Video
BestCelebrity Sex Tape
Octomom Home Alone, DD Entertainment/Wicked
BestCinematography
Alex Ladd, Carlos D. & Mason, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
BestClassic Release
Buttwoman II: Behind Bars, Bruce Seven/Evil Angel
BestComedy
Nurses 2, Digital Playground
BestContinuing Series
Slutty & Sluttier, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
BestDirector - Feature
Graham Travis, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
BestDirector - Foreign Feature
Max Candy, Inglorious Bitches, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
BestDirector - Non-Feature
Jules Jordan, Alexis Ford Darkside, Jules Jordan Video
BestDirector - Foreign Non-Feature
Ettore Buchi, Adventures on the Lust Boat 2, Magik View/Private/Pure Play
BestDirector - Parody
Axel Braun, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
BestDouble-Penetration Sex Scene
Asa Akira, Ramon Nomar & Mick Blue, Asa Akira Is Insatiable 3, Elegant Angel Productions
BestDrama
Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
BestDVD Extras
Voracious: The First Season, John Stagliano/Evil Angel
BestEditing
Graham Travis, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
BestEducational Release
Belladonna's How to: "Fuck!", Belladonna/Evil Angel
BestEthnic Release - Asian
Asian Fuck Faces, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
BestEthnic Release - Black
Porn's Top Black Models 3, Elegant Angel Productions
BestEthnic Release - Latin
Latin Mommas 2, Elegant Angel Productions
BestEthnic Series
Big Wet Brazilian Asses, Elegant Angel Productions
BestFem-Dom Strap-On Release
His Booty Is My Duty 2, LéWood/Exquisite
BestFoot/Leg Fetish Release
Asphyxia Heels the World, BurningAngel/Vouyer
BestForeign Continuing Series
Art of Penetration, Magik View/Private/Pure Play
BestForeign Feature
Ass Trapped Undercover, Magik View/Private/Pure Play
BestForeign Non-Feature
Brooklyn Lee: Nymphomaniac, Harmony Films
BestGirl/Girl Sex Scene
Dani Daniels & Sinn Sage, Dani Daniels Dare, Elegant Angel Productions
BestGonzo Release
Bobbi Violates San Francisco, Bobbi Starr/Evil Angel
BestGroup Sex Scene
Asa Akira, Erik Everhard, Ramon Nomar & Mick Blue, Asa Akira Is Insatiable 3, Elegant Angel Productions
BestInternal Release
Big Tit Cream Pie 13, Bang Productions
BestInterracial Release
Mandingo Massacre 2, Jules Jordan Video
BestInterracial Series
Mandingo Massacre, Jules Jordan Video
BestMakeup
Chauncey Baker & Shelby Stevens, Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody, Wicked Pictures
BestMale Newcomer
Logan Pierce
BestMILF/Cougar Release
It's a Mommy Thing! 6, Elegant Angel Productions
BestMILF/Cougar Series
MILFs Like It Big, Brazzers
BestMusic Soundtrack
Rubber Bordello, Snakeoil/Bon-Vue/Juicy
BestNew Line
Hard Candy Films/Girl Candy Films/TransRomantic, AEBN
BestNew Production Company
Skow Digital
BestNew Series
Ultimate Fuck Toy, Jules Jordan Video
BestNew Starlet
Remy LaCroix
BestNon-Sex Performance
James Bartholet, Not The Three Stooges XXX, Will Ryder/Pulse
BestOlder Woman/Younger Girl Release
Cheer Squad Sleepovers, Girlfriends Films
BestOral Release
American Cocksucking Sluts 2, Mike Adriano/Evil Angel
BestOral Series
Massive Facials, Elegant Angel Productions
BestOral Sex Scene
Lexi Belle, Massive Facials 4, Elegant Angel Productions
BestOrgy/Gangbang Release
Gangbanged 4, Elegant Angel Productions
BestOriginal Song
"She-donistic Society" by Fat Mike, Rubber Bordello, Snakeoil/Bon-Vue/Juicy
BestOverall Marketing Campaign - Company Image
Girlfriends Films
BestOverall Marketing Campaign - Individual Project
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
BestPackaging
Birds of Prey XXX: A Sinister Comixxx Parody, Sinister Comixxx/Pure Play
BestParody - Comedy
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
BestParody - Drama
Spartacus MMXII: The Beginning, London Gunn/Miko Lee/Wicked
BestPOV Release
Eye Fucked Them All, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan
BestPOV Series
Pound the Round P.O.V., Digital Sin
BestPOV Sex Scene
Asa Akira & Jules Jordan, Asa Akira to the Limit, Jules Jordan Video
BestPro-Am Release
Brand New Faces 36: Natural Newbies Edition, Vivid Entertainment Group
BestPro-Am Series
Brand New Faces, Vivid Entertainment Group
BestRomance Release
Torn, New Sensations Couples
BestScreenplay
Graham Travis, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
BestScreenplay - Parody
Axel Braun & Mark Logan, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
BestSelling/Renting Title of the Year
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
BestSex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production
Bibi Noel, Mira & Rocco Siffredi, Aliz Loves Rocco, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
BestSolo Release
All Natural Glamour Solos 2, Girlfriends Films
BestSolo Sex Scene
Joanna Angel, Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore, BurningAngel/Vouyer
BestSpecial Effects
Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody, Wicked Pictures
BestSpecialty Release - Other Genre
Brand New Faces 35: Curvy Edition, Vivid Entertainment Group
BestSpecialty Series - Other Genre
Mother-Daughter Exchange Club, Girlfriends Films
BestSquirting Release
Seasoned Players 17: The Squirting Edition, Tom Byron/Evolution
BestStar Showcase
Asa Akira to the Limit, Jules Jordan Video
BestSupporting Actor
Tom Byron, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
BestSupporting Actress
Capri Anderson, Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody, Vivid Entertainment Group
BestTease Performance
Remy LaCroix & Lexi Belle, Remy, Elegant Angel Productions
BestThree-Way Sex Scene - Boy/Boy/Girl
Lexi Belle, Ramon Nomar & Mick Blue, Lexi, Elegant Angel Productions
BestThree-Way Sex Scene - Girl/Girl/Boy
Asa Akira, Brooklyn Lee & James Deen, Asa Akira Is Insatiable 3, Elegant Angel Productions
BestTranssexual Release
American She-Male X, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
BestTranssexual Series
America's Next Top Tranny, GoodFellas/Devil's
BestTranssexual Sex Scene
Foxxy & Christian XXX, American Tranny 2, Reality Junkies/Mile High
BestVignette Release
Slutty & Sluttier 16, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
BestWall-to-Wall Release
Best New Starlets 2012, Elegant Angel Productions
BestYoung Girl Release
Cuties 3, Elegant Angel Productions
BestYoung Girl Series
The Innocence of Youth, Digital Sin
Clever Title of the Year
Does This Dick Make My Ass Look Big?, Vouyer Media
Crossover Star of the Year
TIE: James Deen & Sunny Leone
Director of the Year (Body of Work)
Axel Braun
Female Foreign Performer of the Year
Aleska Diamond
Female Performer of the Year
Asa Akira
Male Foreign Performer of the Year
Rocco Siffredi
Male Performer of the Year
James Deen
MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year
Julia Ann
Most Outrageous Sex Scene
"Clothespin-Head" with Brooklyn Lee & Rocco Siffredi, Voracious: The First Season, John Stagliano/Evil Angel
Movie of the Year
Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
Transsexual Performer of the Year
Vaniity
Unsung Male Performer of the Year
Mark Ashley
Unsung Starlet of the Year
Brandy Aniston
BestAffiliate Program
PussyCash
BestAlternative Website
Kink.com
BestDating Website
AdultFriendFinder.com
BestLive Chat Website
LiveJasmin.com
BestMembership Site
Brazzers.com
BestOnline Retail Store
AdultDVDEmpire.com
BestPhotography Website
AndrewBlake.com
BestPorn Star Website
Joanna Angel, JoannaAngel.com
BestSolo Girl Website
Jelena Jensen, JelenaJensen.com
BestStudio Website
Evil Angel, EvilAngelVideo.com
BestWeb Premiere
Voracious: Episodes 1-9, EvilAngel.com
BestBoutique
Feelmore 510 (Oakland)
BestEnhancement Manufacturer
The Screaming O
BestFetish Manufacturer
Sportsheets
BestLingerie or Apparel Manufacturer
Baci Lingerie
BestLubricant Manufacturer
Pjur USA
BestPleasure Product Manufacturer - Small
Jimmyjane
BestPleasure Product Manufacturer - Medium
JOPEN
BestPleasure Product Manufacturer - Large
Fleshlight
BestProduct Line for Men
Ego, JOPEN
BestProduct Line for Women
Insignia, LELO
Favorite Body
Riley Steele
Twitter Queen
April O'Neil
Favorite Porn Star
Riley Steele
BestFree Adult Website
pornhub.com
BestAdult Distributor
IVD/East Coast News
BestRetail Chain - Small
The Pleasure Chest
BestRetail Chain - Large
Adam & Eve
Visionary Award
Phil Harvey
Reuben Sturman Award
Lasse Braun
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